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hi friends want to get good jokes and amazing things that we cant hear in our regular life


Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!""Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."How much do you charge?""A hundred dollars per visit."I'll sleep on it," said Jimmy.Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street.>br>"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist."For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10.""Is that so! How?""He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!